I've seen some fairly outrageous shopping suggestions in Elle Decor, such as $10,000 sofas and $500 throw pillows. However, there's a holiday gift suggestion in their latest issue that can't be topped. It's a "Jam Pot with Bent Spoon" from Asprey, which is a company I'm unfamiliar with. I guess I'm too poor. At o nly $925, it's a real bargain. Think how delighted your gift recipient will be! Mostly because I imagine it would be pretty nice to have such a rich friend. One who doesn't even know that jam already comes in a perfectly good jar when you buy it. Or that any spoon - better yet, a knife - will do the job just fine. Man, I would take that friend for all they had. I'd be like, "Yay! A jam jar! But, oh, if only I could afford the jam to put inside. That stuff is super expensive. And I'll never be able to afford a little bread plate, making it impossible to use your otherwise completely practical gift