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How NOT to be a Sexy Nerd

For comparison, let's first examine someone who is excelling at being a Sexy Nerd: Lookin' Good, Baby! Tragically, the images you are about to see are of a girl who is not putting the "sexy" in Sexy Nerd: Has anyone seen my "sexy" around? I swear I just had it a moment ago. I look like I'm ready to go study physics. (Whatever that is) Yes, my closet does have the best lighting. Why do you ask? I've always thought glasses are sexy on other people. Ahh, back to myself again. EEP! Super Nerd will bore us all to death with endless discussion of equations and mechatronics!   My "You don't honestly expect me to wear these ridiculous things in public, do you?" look.

The Shoes with the Ugly Gold Buckles

 I'll be wearing my fancy "new" shoes to work today. Before: Damn you, Gold Buckle!  Hmmm, which to choose? Unbuckled (You're enjoying the narrative, right?)     Ugly on the back After:  Sparkly on the front! Ta da! Like Dorothy, only pink and with some self control. That weird little string is still inside the shoes. Does anyone know what that's for? Taken last night. You do all your blogging in your pajamas too. Admit it. Side note: Aren't fuzzy slipper socks the greatest?  Geez! Next to Pica, my size 8.5 feet look freakishly small. Did I ever tell you that she is supposed to be a miniature Jack Russell? I guess Pica didn't get the memo. I'm not sure whether the girls at work are going to like my sparkly shoes or make fun of me. I think my shoes look fun! The women I work with aren't the type to put nail polish on their ugly gold buckled shoes though. They probably wouldn't have bought the shoes in the first place, even though th

Make That 6 Winners (and Some Ramblings!)

Good news for someone who didn't win my Mini Chicken Cheeseburgers giveaway - one of the winners has reported back that she lives too far from a Safeway to use her coupon. Just when you thought your luck had run out, right? And the new randomly selected winner is... Lisa from The Pursuit of Happiness ! This means 4 out of the 5 coupons have been accepted (though, I suppose I'm back down to 3 out of 5 if Lisa can't use it!) Fingers crossed if you didn't win. Lucky entrant #5 has just 2 more days to contact me. Chop, chop, winner #5! Do people say "Chop, chop" anymore? Did they ever? Sexy Nerd insists that this is just an Australian thing and noone here in the U.S. ever has any idea what I'm talking about. My mum says it. She always has (she? The cat's mother?) Okay, even I'm not quite sure I get that last one.

Fair (and Funny!) Warning to All the Sexy Nerds at Christmas

Sexy Nerd has an especially tricky time staying out of the doghouse - I don't want any jewelery!

Mini Cheeseburgers Giveaway - The Winners Are...

Thank you so much to everyone who took time to enter my Foster Farms Mini Chicken Cheeseburgers giveaway. As a fellow giveawayholic, (984,000 results on Google for this word! Can you believe it?) I wish I could give an award to all of you. There are only 5 coupons though, and I'm beginning to ramble, so here are the randomly selected winners:  Kristy at Pampers and Pinot Two Kids and a Coupon Erin at Making Memories...One Fun Thing at a Time Maria at Tough Cookie Mommy Elizabeth at Positive Kismet Congratulations, ladies! I'm emailing each of you and hope to get your coupons out ASAP. You have until Thursday afternoon to email me or I'll have to award your coupon to someone else (I hate rules like this, but I hate coupons going to waste because they've expired even more!)