(Seriously. If you have or have ever had the same last name as me, now is the time to scram!)
Today started out well. I woke up a little before my alarm went off and got an early start on my morning. I ate a healthy breakfast of oatmeal, yogurt, and fruit. I found just the right outfit to wear to work. I even had time to do some online (window) shopping before leaving the house.
It was going to be a great day!
Everything at my office seemed fine. I clocked in and started reviewing insurance claims. It didn't take long, however, to realize that something was not quite right. There was a funky smell.
And, yes, it was coming from me!
I'd had all that extra time before leaving the house. I had showered, washed my hair, brushed my teeth, done my make-up, and all those other morning To Dos. How does someone forget to put on deodorant? HOW?!
And now I was at work. There was no way to leave, even for a quick jaunt to Walgreens or CVS, and I was stinking the place up. In a dental office, you can smell everything!
What would you have done?
Me? I dipped into the restroom, peeled off my shirt, and sprayed on the only thing remotely close to deodorant that I could think of.
Really, Lysol is a kind of deodorant.