The hefty woman scanning his purchase eyed him with suspicion, then said gruffly:
"You'd bettah not be huffin' them nails."
High as a kite?
(Hmmm...perhaps that's why he didn't notice that his shirt was covered in Pica hair.)
Just imagine if he'd tried to buy spraypaint.
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That is so hilarious! He just looks like the kind of degenerate who would huff liquid nails. pfft.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty insulting.. if it were me I know i'd have to respond back with some oreo huffing or engulfing comment.
ReplyDeleteGotta love that! Too funny:-) BTW, my blog makes about as much as yours everyday. With the rate I'm going, I'll hit the $100 mark around retirement age. Ha!
ReplyDeleteWow. What a pleasant cashier. So ummm I wonder if anyone has everr admitted to her, "Oh. I am. I actually am... but now that you called me on it, I won't." People are weird.
ReplyDelete- Michelle from Honest & Truly!
How can that possibly be the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a guy buying liquid nails???
ReplyDeleteSome people are just extra weird xD
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Hahahaha! This is hysterical :)
ReplyDeleteOMG, that is hysterical! I actually laughed out loud with this one!! I came over from the SITS Girls group, thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteChecking in from SITs! You are really funny! Congratulations on your anniversary and happy SITs day. And I didn't notice anything out of place and you were a very gracious host! ;-)
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