My boss: "Is it this Thursday or next Thursday?"
Me, checking the date on my tickets, on my birthday: "Umm...this Thursday, I think. Wait, what's the date today?"
Another year older and another year wiser.
To top my brilliant birthday statement off, the show is actually next Thursday. Now, let's all forget about this and revert our attention back where it belongs - on the silly things that Sexy Nerd has said:
Lamb - 1
Sexy Nerd - 5 and counting