Friday, December 31, 2010

Can't Feel My Face

Just a short, groggy post. I had my wisdom teeth out this morning and it was sooo much easier than I anticipated! Being knocked out is the way to go! However, that was back before 8am and it's now after 4pm and my tongue, lower lip, and most of my lower jaw/cheeks/ears are still completely numb. It's getting a little old!

Other than that, I'm feelin' fine.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Pepperoni and Mozzarella. Pizza Time?

Sexy Nerd wanted to order a pizza. I wanted to save our money. So, we bought some pepperoni and mozzarella, which came out to less than the price of one Pizza Hut pizza.

There was a problem though. We were out of quick & easy instant pizza dough mix, (which is a fantastic product, in case you've never tried it). Sure, we could make our own pizza dough from scratch, but that's messy and takes a long time. We wanted to eat our pizza ASAP!

So, we made one pizza with a tortilla:

"One pizza", you ask? "One teeny tiny tortilla pizza for 2 people?"

Yes. Sadly, in addition to being out of instant pizza dough mix, we were also out of tortillas! So, we decided to use the next best thing and turned to the cookie jar.

"The cookie jar", you ask??

Yes, of course the cookie jar! Where do you keep your biscuits?

These seemed like they would make excellent little pizzas.

And they did.

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

A Healthier New Year for Sexy Nerd

This is a compensated review from BlogHer and Jimmy Dean, however the opinions and feelings expressed here are my own.

Sexy Nerd recently started a new program through work that requires a lot of traveling. He gets sick of all the time wasted at airports, but loves the many meals his company pays for. Fresh seafood in San Francisco. Prime rib in Seattle. Burnt ends in Kansas City. He's been living it up!

After his most recent, week-long trip away from home, I decided to play the role of pesky wife and insisted that he step on the scale.

Surely you knew there'd be consequences for eating out for every meal, didn't you, Sexy Nerd?

The men in Sexy Nerd's family have a history of heart attacks at a young age, so a couple extra pounds is nothing to play around with. I planned to get him back on track by cooking healthy meals when he was home. I was all set to make a scrumptious breakfast of oatmeal with chia seeds (really, it's delicious!) when Sexy Nerd walked in with a bag of groceries. In our almost 7 years as a couple, this was maybe the 2nd time he has ever done any grocery shopping.

He'd bought himself an assortment of healthy foods. Fruits, vegetables, and a box of Jimmy Dean D-Lights Turkey Sausage Muffins.

"Pfft!" I'd scoffed. Convenience foods have never seemed like a good idea to me. How was he going to lose weight chowing down on something packed with fat and calories?

I was wrong though. (and, yes, I do hate writing that, especially on my own blog!) Not only were the Jimmy Dean D-Lights Turkey Sausage Muffins whole grain, they were trans fat-free and they provide 20% of your daily value of calcium.

Sexy Nerd, ready to slim down!

Healthy or not, I wasn't convinced that the Jimmy Dean D-Lights would taste as good as fresh food. I challenged Sexy Nerd to a battle of the breakfast sandwiches!

I guess we know whose side Pica was on.

While Sexy Nerd microwaved his Jimmy Dean D-Lights, I gathered eggs, cheese, and english muffins.

Searching for the oil and planning to eventually organize the pantry.

Sexy Nerd hasn't been in charge of photos for LambAround before. I thought it was a task he could didn't ever want to see my face anyway, right?

Here is the 1st photo, uncropped, that he took showing any of my face. 

After waiting for my oil to heat up, it was time to add my egg.


I never have been good at cracking eggs. Maybe one of my New Year's resolutions should be to learn how to crack an egg without getting it all over my hands.


Trying to pry apart the "pre-sliced" english muffins. What do they pre-slice them with? A toothpick?

While setting up my english muffin in the toaster oven... egg stuck to the so-called nonstick pan!

Sexy Nerd was a good sport to take all these photos for me. His food had been done for a while.

Adding a slice of turkey.

Wondering if my slice of cheese was ever going to melt!

While my breakfast was looking like this...

Sexy Nerd's breakfast was looking like this!
(He was enjoying his Jimmy Dean D-Light, but was also rubbing in the fact that my english muffin was still cooking in the toaster oven while he ate this.)

Sexy Nerd's breakfast

(photo taken much later) My breakfast

Kitchen Pig isn't one to wait around all day to eat. Jimmy Dean is his kind of breakfast.
Just don't tell Kitchen Pig what's in the D-Lights Canadian Bacon Honey Wheat Muffins!

I was still hungry after eating my breakfast sandwich, so I stole Sexy Nerd's 2nd D-Light. It was tasty!

The sandwich I'd made was good as well, but look at the mess!

Uggh! Did I mention that one of my New Year's resolutions is to do fewer dishes and clean the house less? I think it's a good one.
I lost my battle of the breakfast sandwiches, but really, it wouldn't have mattered if I'd won. It isn't like Sexy Nerd can cook up a fresh breakfast when he's traveling anyway (it would have been great to have realized this before starting my messy challenge, but oh well). The hotels he stays in usually provide a microwave in the room, so his plan is to start each day with a Jimmy Dean D-Light to help avoid business travel weight gain. The protein will help keep him full so that he isn't snacking on doughnuts during meetings and pigging out (sorry, Kitchen Pig!) during lunch.

I don't know if switching to a healthier breakfast alone will be enough to make up for all the business trip splurging, but it's a good start. Sexy Nerd also insists that he's going to start exercising when he's away. Yeah, I've known him for 7 years and I don't believe this for a second!

Sexy Nerd, if you're reading this, we are going for a long walk the moment you get home!

Does this look like the face of a guy who's going to start exercising on his own? You're not fooling anyone, Sexy Nerd!

If you have any healthy tips for a better 2011 - especially sneaky ones for a reluctant dieter - I'd love to hear them in a comment here and/or a tweet (let me know your Twitter name and I'll follow you! I'm @LambAround) For their Better Breakfast, Better You program, BlogHer and Jimmy Dean will reward one health-minded commenter with a $100 Visa gift card!


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Disclosure: Although this was a compensated post written for Jimmy Dean and BlogHer, all the opinions expressed are my own. The healthy breakfast sandwiches were yummy and Sexy Nerd really does need to go on a little diet!

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas Card

The Front of the Card:
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The Inside of the Card:

Friday, December 24, 2010

Who Won Best in Show?

Almost 100 people voted in this week's Best in Show awards! The winner is the blogger who created this unique Christmas tree:

Who could it be?
(surely you can guess!) 

Congratulations Confessions of a Paper-Crafts Chick! I hope all my readers will take a look at your blog - there are some really fun craft ideas! 

Thanks for playing everyone! I hope to see you tomorrow for another Not "Baaad" Sundays linky party and another chance to win the Best in Show award.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Our Baby is Drunk!


Filmed when Pica was a puppy. Wasn't she cute?

Don't worry. The bottle is empty.

See? She grew up and turned out just fine.

Well, maybe not fine by most people's standards, but fine enough for a Pica dog!

Bonus points if you can guess what we were watching.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Pigmas Carols and Christmas Decor

A friend bought her son a few pairs of fancy socks. She had me cut the little bows off of each package so that he wouldn't know they're actually girls socks. I kept the bows.

Instant Christmas decorations!

Doesn't Kitchen Pig look so festive?

Like a tiny opera singer, belting out carols.

With a festive red bow on the light, you're completely unaware of the mess below
(and behind)
(and on top of the fridge)

Of course, 3 free bows isn't enough to say my house is decorated and call it a day.

You need a holiday hand towel!

And candy!

Not that you can take any candy out of here, of course. It would all fall out and ruin my cute Christmas display. Pica and Biscuit would dash over, chow down on the wrapped mints, and spend the 25th at the vet. Is that what you want??

Ahh, nothing like a little holiday rant. And that, my bloggy friends, is the extent of my decorating this year. Perhaps we'll put up the tree next Christmas. For now, I'm happy to look back at my photos from last year and call it a day.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Come Vote! Best in Show Nominees

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