Oh, wait. My boss is going on vacation so I don't have to go back on Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or anytime next week.
MUAH HA HA! (Sorry, I couldn't resist!)
Before I kick off this extra-nifty blog hop, I have a story to tell. The last several weekends, Sexy Nerd and I have been out of town, getting ideas for our new house at the Colorado Springs Parade of Homes and the Denver Parade of Homes. This meant several nights in hotels, away from our beloved Amerisleep Liberty Bed. We almost always stay at Marriott hotels, which you would expect to be pretty nice, right? WRONG! I mean, they were fine, except for their terrible mattresses.
In Colorado Springs, Sexy Nerd actually texted an entire complaint to Marriott at 3am because our mattress, affectionately referred to as "The Taco", was so uncomfortable. When he came back to bed, he tried to get all snuggly with me, which is 100% THE WORST THING EVER to do to someone with idiopathic insomnia. I had finally just barely fallen asleep and he woke me up. His reason? According to Sexy Nerd, when he laid down on his side of the bed, I rolled over to snuggle with him, so he assumed I was still awake. It was the taco mattress! It flipped me!
Our mattress in Denver was better (no resemblance to a taco - a very important quality in a mattress.) However, my sleep was interrupted again by the mattress vibrating and shaking around 5am. It was Sexy Nerd. Turns out he always begins his day with a little stretching before getting up. With our Amerisleep memory foam mattress at home, I'd managed to stay blissfully unaware of his morning calisthenics routine because motion isn't transferred.
Anyhoo, if you're living with someone who thrashes their legs about for absolutely no reason when you're trying to sleep or if your mattress resembles a taco, waterslide, bowl, or anything other than a perfectly flat line, Amerisleep is having a Labor Day sale. Once again, they've offered to throw in an additional $50 off for LambAround readers, on top of their already discounted sale price. Just use coupon code LAMBDAY to save $300 on all Amerisleep mattresses. They're also throwing in free shipping with their weekend promo...kinda important when you're ordering an enormous, heavy mattress!
Have a fun weekend, my bloggy friends.